Planet Terror kinda-sorta remakes this.
A mysterious plane with seemingly no pilot lands at an airport. Guards with machine guns surround the plane. The hatch opens and a notable scientist with one arm steps off the plane. He has a dead look in his eyes. It turns out he doesn't have one arm! He's just holding a MACHETE BEHIND HIS BACK! He buries the machete into the stomach of one of the guards as a horde of zombies spill out of the plane with knives and attack the guards. Then they eat the guards. A news crew watches from the sideline.
SMASH CUT TO:
Dance class. Women in aerobics-outfits dance to a funky groove.
In this movie, zombies know how to sneak up on people and cut the telephone lines and stuff. The zombies' faces look like they have wet leaves all over them. A typical zombie's costume consists of a v-neck sweater with a collared shirt underneath, as if they were all zombified together at a John Mayer concert. Every zombie has a knife or a machete.
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